Tales of a Fishmonger's Daughter

Who says I can't stop talking for 3.5 years?

2010-05-13T23:11:00.000-07:00

Seriously? Who? 'Cause that guy's totally right about that.

2006-12-21T19:37:00.000-08:00

After her big weekend with Nick Nolte

2006-12-05T17:05:00.000-08:00

The soporific effect of small infants: Study #1

2006-12-05T17:03:00.001-08:00

The soporific effect of small infants: Study #2

2006-12-05T17:03:00.000-08:00

I'm a sneakyninja!!

2006-12-05T17:02:00.000-08:00

It's her favorite holiday of the year - for the religious significance.

2006-12-05T17:01:00.000-08:00

Someone let all the air out of the new baby.

2006-12-05T17:00:00.000-08:00

further adventures in online banking

2006-12-05T16:59:00.000-08:00

It's so she can watch you live and breathe your storylines.

2005-12-19T01:05:00.000-08:00

Lena demonstrates one of her recent advances in theoretical quantum relativity.

2005-12-19T01:02:00.000-08:00

The authorities never did catch up with her, though the trial-in-abstentia would be the talk of the news media for months to follow.

2005-12-19T01:01:00.000-08:00

"Hmm," she thought, "yes, these two look like they'd make an easy mark." And thus was born a plan.

2005-12-19T00:42:00.000-08:00

"Oh! I feel so terribly urban!" She cried, sending her uncle for more latte. "It's just perfect - the poseur bohemians, the commodification, the lassitude and ennui...! Oh, I swear I shall never leave!"

Nine Month Lull

2005-12-18T23:32:00.000-08:00

You'll have to forgive the 9-month pause between posts. Think of it as a blog gestation - a pregnant pause of the pen. Now that we've been through the incubatory silence, we can expect a veritable geyser of creativity and lovely photos to rush forth, geyser-like, onto the vast volcanic flats of the internet.

Perhaps the whole geothermal metaphor is now stretched father than it should be. Much like the pregnancy metaphor before it.

Anyhow, eyes forward, feet front: prepare for new posts on an irregular but timely schedule. And you, Jones, spit out that gum.

2005-03-15T12:30:00.000-08:00

Lena takes shelter from the high winds behind this conveniently-placed father, who was in the area, fortuitously, competing in a "Most Ludicrous Smirk" contest.

2005-03-15T11:17:00.000-08:00

Zoloft is strength!

2005-03-15T10:57:00.000-08:00

Then came the bar fight, and the blood, and the property damage. And then, of course, the recriminations.

2005-03-15T09:30:00.000-08:00

Yes, father, certainly you're winning right now, but my time will come. You'll have to go to sleep ... eventually.

2005-03-11T17:08:00.000-08:00

And another thing: I'm not about to grow up in any cornball state where eating horsemeat is a constitutional felony. "Why can't I vote? Oh, it's because I ate some horse this one time." What in God's name are you people thinking?

2005-03-11T17:02:00.000-08:00

Hey - whaddyou tink you're lookin' at?

2005-03-11T16:59:00.000-08:00

Miss Stiffler is not presently inclined to comment on the proposed nap time legislation.

2005-03-11T16:57:00.000-08:00

The estate of Orson Welles was unavailable for a response.

2005-03-11T16:48:00.000-08:00

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

2005-03-11T16:45:00.000-08:00

I just KNOW you didn't set me down next to a fricking lion.

As A Wife Has Grover Cleveland, A Love Story

2005-03-10T23:27:00.000-08:00

Nearly all of it to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland, a love story. All of it to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland; all of it to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland, a love story.

As to be all of it as to be a wife as a wife has Grover Cleveland, a love story, all of it as to be all of it as a wife all of it as to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland a love story, all of it as a wife has Grover Cleveland as a wife has Grover Cleveland a love story.

Has made, as it has made as it has made, has made has to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland, a love story. Has made as to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland a love story. As a wife has Grover Cleveland, as a wife has Grover Cleveland, a love story. Has to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland a love story. Has made as to be as a wife has Grover Cleveland a love story.

2005-03-09T15:57:00.000-08:00

Yeah, buddy, that's perfect. Now keep 'em occupied while I filch the silverware.

2005-03-09T15:19:00.000-08:00

SWF enjoys nusery rhymes, chewing plastic, collecting human souls. R U my Martin Heidegger? No fatties.

2005-03-04T17:36:00.000-08:00

...and the pacifier is just another tool of the adultman. Baby Power.

2005-03-04T17:34:00.000-08:00

Greased baby contest

2005-03-04T17:33:00.001-08:00

After the morning sermon from Kierkegaard

2005-03-04T17:33:00.000-08:00

Upon learning that Wittgenstein will be on the reading list

This is not a love song

2005-03-04T17:12:00.000-08:00

I've been leaving on my things, so in the morning when the morning bell rings, there's still dinner on my dinner jacket when the dinner bell rings.