Lena demonstrates one of her recent advances in theoretical quantum relativity. 

The authorities never did catch up with her, though the trial-in-abstentia would be the talk of the news media for months to follow. 

"Hmm," she thought, "yes, these two look like they'd make an easy mark." And thus was born a plan.

"Oh! I feel so terribly urban!" She cried, sending her uncle for more latte. "It's just perfect - the poseur bohemians, the commodification, the lassitude and ennui...! Oh, I swear I shall never leave!"

Nine Month Lull

You'll have to forgive the 9-month pause between posts. Think of it as a blog gestation - a pregnant pause of the pen. Now that we've been through the incubatory silence, we can expect a veritable geyser of creativity and lovely photos to rush forth, geyser-like, onto the vast volcanic flats of the internet.

Perhaps the whole geothermal metaphor is now stretched father than it should be. Much like the pregnancy metaphor before it.

Anyhow, eyes forward, feet front: prepare for new posts on an irregular but timely schedule. And you, Jones, spit out that gum.